Ding ding ding! That is correct.

I've found Photoshop to be really user friendly, especially as a novice. You can get a pretty quick rhythm going once you learn the keyboard shortcuts.

You'd think the answer would be "Once In A Lifetime", but it's not! He's wearing the normal sized suit during that song, waving and convulsing like a deranged preacher.

Friday night I went to see a 30th anniversary special screening of Stop Making Sense. My appreciation of the Talking Heads has been embedded in me from birth; my mom and dad went to see it in the theater (it came to my hometown about a year after it was released), and my mom was super-duper pregnant with me at the…

You did make me feel better. Thank you. I like the "cone of silence" idea. Like a pet that keeps scratching at stitches, I think plenty of people like myself need a Facebook cone.

…and you're a caustic asshole! Let's call it even.

Sick burn, bro. I'm so glad you're around to give women the sound life advice we so obviously need.

"Stop relying on other people to make you feel better. A trait regrettably common in women."

I, thank god, have nothing to do with him socially. We don't even live in the same state, and never will. I'm not sure if he even has friends of his own any more.

You hit the nail on the head. Thanks, Cliffy.

"It's ok to be petty from time to time, but you're too old to be surprised that life isn't fair."

The first part is way too true, and I have tell myself this over and over. He doesn't have Facebook, but his wife does. I'm also an incorrigible internet snoop, and there's a lot you kind find out about a person's life if you know where to look. I feel like maybe a Google/Facebook break is in order to get out of this…

I'm sorry, dude.

Urgh. You're a better person than I to think this way. I much prefer to imagine that he's still a free-loading con artist and she's just a dummy with rich parents. :)

Thank you, that is really sage advice. I have these vivid memories of taking on all of his misery for so long. I felt like I owed it to him because he literally had no one else in the world. Everyone has emotional needs, but you can't expect one person to fulfill all of them, as it makes both people feel extremely…

Every time I hear some stupid commercial or movie say "You ever forget your first love", all I can think is

Savage Dik? Savage Love? Anyone.

It lifts and separates, obviously.

-I went to see Elvis Costello on Saturday! He was magnificent, as always. This will be the third time I've seen him, and he always has 1. Wonderful stories to tell 2. A diverse set of his prolific catalog and 3. So.many.fucking.guitars! There were eight on stage, and then they brought out a ninth during his last…

I was waiting for someone to call me on that one. I say I don't like cheese, but that's not it exactly. It's just that cheese really grosses me out. I don't like the idea of cheese. It's smelly, rotting milk! I make some exceptions, but for the most part I try to stay away.