I have no idea why I feel this way, but I'd love to slap him in the face with a glove, old timey duel style.  That is all.

Now if Jean Ralphio pops up in this special, I'll pony up the fiver for it.

For realsies.  But we learned an important lesson about reading all the way through, lest our hopes be brought up only to come crashing down (like that spaceship, by chance?)

Based on the photo above, I think we have proof that Josh Groban and Rafael Nadal had a baby together.

It's gonna be funny as hell when his gay sex tape surfaces.

May the show be sponsored by Massengil.  Because one douche deserves another.

Even for FOX, this is jumping the shark.

I myself am just as confused.  She looks like she fell out of a Stuff White People Like column…is that why people are all abuzz about her?

My sister was a huge Michael Bolton fan and made me listen to all his music one time when I had the flu and missed a week of school.  The flu was terrific in comparison to Bolton continually asking me how we couldn't be lovers if we couldn't be friends.

^^^Exactly.  I don't know how one differentiates between awful Dane Cook sets when they're all awful.

I just knew that kid would become Jay-Z's 100th problem.

You love your kid enough to write a song for her but not enough to give her a non-stripper name.  Crazy.