You got me. The only way an archaeology adventure movie could be worth watching is as soft porn. I'm pretty sure people only watched Indiana Jones to drool over Harrison Ford's package bulging out of those cargo pants.

"One" what? No really, I'm looking forward to this.

She's got genre cred, but she doesn't have action blockbuster cred, and she's not British. Atwell and Ridley check off both boxes. She might make the top 5, but I wouldn't call her the obvious choice.

What if - bear with me - they decided not to make that her defining character trait? We might actually get a movie with, you know, a plot.

Shatner has been Priceline's "Negotiator" for 18 years. They tried to kill him off in a bus accident, but then brought him back to life almost immediately afterwards.
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It felt like a 8 year-old dubbed his disembodied voice over the real trailer, and recorded the audio with an iPhone in the bathtub.

To say that Trump is evangelicals' comeuppance ignores that Trump is roughly as popular among evangelicals as Rubio or Cruz. Public opinion is also irrelevant at this point - it's the evangelicals opinion of themselves that matters. They make up more than half of the Republican party in several states.

Exhibit A in favour of Star Trek fans: They find a way to make it work.

Brian Cox can't pronounce words. I downloaded an audiobook that he narrated himself (the circumstances were complicated - suffice it to say it was free) and it was downright painful.

What a piece of shit. He says you wasted your time by finding this, but I for one thank you for exposing what a spectacular asshole this guy is.

Wait, he said it's not delivery? Fuck dammit. I'm so sick of being lied to.

Actually? On this website? Are you sure you weren't reading the first comment on a random Yahoo! article?

Casio is definitely going to sue. Those loop-tracks on their $40 keyboards are hard core copyright-protected.

I suspect that he's rehearsing a specific sequence for the movie, which they'll probably shoot in a single take. Could be a really kick ass scene (it's kickass in the gun range).

I could very easily correct, but "Rey" is cooler, so I feel like the typo does him a favour. (It may not be wholly unrelated that I have a crush on Daisy Ridley).

It's shamelessly self-congratulatory, but I'm okay with that. It's well earned, in this case.

The commenters themselves were credited with making Jonah Rey feel sad.

I think the writers and actors deserve more credit for Trek's success in those years. As Roddenberry faded, and the writers demonstrated that they knew what they were doing, they were let loose a bit more. Roddenberry's vision wasn't anti-conflict, it was anti-conflict within the crew, and they didn't deviate from…

I have a hard time believing he'll be the loudest voice in that room of executive producers, but seeing [Eu]gene Roddenberry's name as the credits roll will help make it feel like the good old days again.

I watched Olympus Has Fallen first, and by comparison thought White House Down was a fucking masterpiece. I actually really enjoyed it. It was dumb, but fun.