Thank goodness the ending to that movie was as memorably awful as it was. Because if that movie had been received any more warmly, I think their intention was clearly to make more movies with Lebeuff as the lead. That would have been an utter disaster. Ford is the only reason that Kingdom was even watchable.

Based on his work in True Detective, I don't think Kitsch has what it takes at all. Han Solo also isn't a muscle-bound kind of action star. He has a physical presence, but he mostly gets by on charisma. Chris Pratt really is a good fit, I think, as obvious as he is. Chris Pine is another guy who could pull it off, I…

Right. But the photo was taken was taken in 2011, so what are you basing that on?

I know that the photograph gives a strong Buster / Lucille Bluth vibe, but is the assumption really that she was the one who decided on his costume and advised applying the make-up? For all her faults, she has enough sensibility to wear a proper costume, herself.

This is true. The university's competition for "grossest porn connoisseur of depraved shit" was a blowout that year. The Society of Gross Porn Connoisseurs crowned him champion in a landslide. It's on his resume.

Here's a fun extremely depressing new game. Load a random Yahoo! News story and see how hateful the first comment you read is. I just did this, and low and behold, the very first comment on the very first news story ("New charges in Charleston church shooting: Attempted murder") was this:

I think it might take a Bieber scandal to draw O'Neal out of pat leave. Good news is Bieber's overdue to do something stupid.

Let's also not forget that this questionnaire is easily located on the internet. You an intern can take time to think of answers in advance. But if you don't, I'd agree it's probably tough to come up with something clever on the spot.

Stroll around the local mall (Masonville, White Oaks - yes, I know London) and buy a pair of sneakers, or maybe some new flatware? Visit the Keg on Richmond St. (see how knowledgeable I am?) … drink? Did we mention drink?

As spam, this fascinates me. Where does all this punctuation come from, I wonder? I mean, I figure whoever is behind these obviously doesn't speak English, and is using Google translate, but how do ellipses and airplanes and checkmarks and other symbols I don't even recognize come into play? What purpose do they…

It's a work computer, hooligan.

I think before Disqus AV Club used something else (or maybe Disqus just changed - I don't know). But I thought that was solid. The comments were paged, for example, which to me is much preferred to the never-ending scroll (which is insufferable when you're trying to get to a specific comment, and creates bloat that…

I kindly request that you please change your avatar picture. And if that's a self-portrait then… maybe try a different camera angle. From further away.

Speaking of being cranky about change, I just saw this article on IGN about switching from Disqus. If you read the comments, apparently everyone there utterly adores Disqus. From what I've seen, just about everyone here on AV Club passionately hates Disqus. Am I wrong about this?
http://ign.com/articles/201…

Canadian whiskey is typically bland, but inoffensive. That's more than I can say for Irish Whisky, which is far more pungent, and can be downright terrible (I say that as someone who likes strongly flavoured scotches).

"Dukesoholic"? Is that intended as an analogy between racism and alcoholism? That's… interesting.

This got me laughing out loud in my office. These guys are brilliant with facial expressions. I was expecting the stinger to be that he actually was gay, although the joke of the guy who looked gay not being gay was pretty funny, too.

It wouldn't matter if you hated the actors so much that you were plotting to assassinate them, and believed that the moon landing was a fraud. You'd still be an idiot for not making time to see this movie at any point in the last 20 years.

It's the difference between transgendered and transsexual.

Genuine question: Is there anything in the Magic Mike movies to enjoy for a heterosexual 20-something white male, secure in his sexuality? I'm asking for… a friend. Who can't help but notice that white heterosexual males are not among the 4 target demographics. When will they make a movie for us?