Just as long as there aren't dick jokes in this one. That took me right out of Desolation of Smaug. Nothing could be less Tolkien than dick jokes.

Ros was becoming one of my favorite characters.  I hated to see her go.

Because Colleen Camp as Yvette the French maid—oh my God. God

I was born in 1982.  My first tv crush was probably Kelly Bundy, and I'm still a Christina Applegate fan to this day.  I second Winnie Cooper, Becky Slater, and Topanga.  Also, Al, the tomboy daughter in Step by Step, eventually became the best looking girl on that show.  She was definitely on my list, though she…

"Male and female nipples look exactly the same (ignoring the breasts)"

"Hipster guys still expect the woman to be entirely hairless. I just can't with this generation of men."

I keep seeing this complaint, but she kneeled in the book.  The show just abbreviated the scene by cutting out the part where Tyrion used Dontos as a stool.

"While the ladies of game of thrones are all fairly immaculately groomed in their nether regions, none of them are commando so it's not like we are getting full on looks at what's going on under there either."

I still like him better than Steinbrenner.

There's also naked Xena, which warms the… heart of most guys who were teens in the 90s.  Old naked Xena is still quality stuff.

Hopefully this continues in Seasons 4 and beyond, only without the stupid valonqar prophecy bullshit excuse.

Nice. I see a brilliant merchandizing opportunity for HBO and GRRM there.  They just need to print them with the various sigils.  Maybe Stannis can wear one while hanging out on Dragonstone to advertise them.

Flaccid peen has the showers vs. growers problem, not to mention shrinkage.  I know that I wouldn't want to have someone take pictures of my peen after having spent the entire day filming outdoors in the Icelandic tundra.

I also thought that he looked like Elvis.  Weird hairstyle choice.

Cersei forgot to mention that the Reynes also had a lion sigil like the Lannisters, only a different color.  I don't know if that qualifies as a fuck-up, though.

Maybe they just need to start showing more ballsack, with the penises tastefully obscured.

Theon and Hodor disagree.

Season 3 is definitely better than Season 2.  Season 2 was too rushed.  Other than having too many Theon scenes, Season 3 is great. 

B is way too low for this episode.  The Kings Landing scenes were excellent (as usual), the Dragonstone scene was arguably the best Stannis scene in the series, the Slayer scene was perfect, and even Daario showed glimmers of being interesting.

I also don't think that Bronn's "break up" with Tyrion was particularly cruel.  Bronn just knew that he couldn't beat The Mountain one-on-one, and, despite the fact that he liked Tyrion, he wasn't simply going to throw his own life away in an empty gesture.  I thought that Bronn's goodbye in the book was surprisingly…