It's like a "holy shit I have no time anymore I have to write SOMETHING here" weekend

Oh shit, I totally missed this! Thanks for the link!

I'm not Christian in the slightest.

But I don't have a penis!

OH: Christine referenced the crazy guy's dream when seeing the spilled container? After he attacked her, I sort of assumed she and Tommy were okay with calling him crazy. Now we have the interesting and disturbing narrative that Christine believes people who hurt her have true visions. Of trucks full of plastic…

Again—YES. Carrie Coon was the highlight of this episode.

From the review: "His story has its moments, though. The cell phone bit was a bit clichéd, but keeping in the mood of the show, which is all about searching and then being thwarted. And there is something appreciably eerie about the highway strewn with plastic corpses—calling back to the bubbling vat of white plastic…

a) yes
b) I mean, "what dream?"

It seems so painfully obvious to me, the Joseph analogy—it's nearing Christmas, they're looking for shelter, they're traveling, they're persecuted. She's dear to him (and Tommy is in love with her, as was indicated in the pilot) but she's pregnant with someone else's child. And that someone is revered, and charged…

Yes, exactly.

Well, maybe Matt had Christmas in his attic the whole time… and also, Christmas doesn't exist?? Who even knows with this show, lol.

oh dear. that is egregious.

No, it's not. It was left off. I'm fixing it now. Thanks for pointing that out.

HANSEL. SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

I'm from Tampa, the 96th most glamorous city in America. And I can tell you: You people deserve slagging.

Oh yeah. For sure.

I agonized so hard over this list. So hard.

I LOOKED THAT UP, TOO, AND I JUST MIXED UP THE DATA. This is updated, and thank you for pointing it out.

Sonia Saraiya
trying to figure out if… it's… night

Ugh, our CMS has been really bad with reverting to old versions. This is updated.