On a related note, for the longest time I thought Jamba Juice was something they made up for "The Sopranos". 

Ah, sorry about that. I have a terrible memory!  I think there are one or two other Raaaachestarians on here.

He's a very handsome fellow now:

I had a bunch of high school friends like that who did a 180, and eventually became teachers themselves.  Surprised the hell out of me. 

Hey, are you a local?  I go there all the time (and used to work there).  I missed those particular selections, though.

Wow, Sharon Stone is old enough to play someone's disapproving mother now?  Where has the time gone?

I've got the same name over there.  They do seem to do everything possible to drive people away from the website, never understood that.

Hi, have we met over there?  Prudie is my official time-wasting webpage since my office blocked the AV Club.

He's amazing in Fritz Lang's Fury .  A real tour-de-force performance.

There was definitely not enough Tony Hale in the new season for my taste.  I wonder if he had some kind of scheduling conflict…

Yay!!

Good choice!

"Hello darkness, my old friend…"

Then they'll run into you in the sewers in Vienna…

I have an Irish novelty record from the '20s called "Pat Malone Forgot He Was Dead".  I might go with that.

I will volunteer to be one of the scantily clad women who runs around.

Have we done "Another One Bites the Dust" yet?

I've instructed my family to put me in a jar from Big Lots.  I like a bargain.

How about Tom Lehrer's "We Will All Go Together When We Go".  My favorite hymn…

That's delightfully British.  (And maybe specifically Scottish as well, I don't know).  I wouldn't mind that at all.