"The guy had beheld (and held!) Susan Sarandon's breasts, for goodness sake!"

@avclub-095543c425d38265455b460a8b71ee8f:disqus  You are correct, unfortunately,  but (thanks to my 1st year Property class) I am familiar with British common law related to grouse shooting.  If you have any problems with poachers.

……  your point being?  Prole, it's your turn to bring the popcorn!

(Also, @avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus, I originally wrote a response to your comment "I'd love to give @avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus  the wank he's looking for but it's beyond me", but had to delete it as being too tasteless even for us…)

@avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus  I would also add the DS9 casino heist episode to that list, which I absolutely loved.  Not a comedy exactly, but a hell of a lot of fun.

You just set feminism back 100 years, Morn…

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus  What I wouldn't give to see Gob pull up on the promenade in his Segway… 

Awwww, I missed you guys!!  And I walked right into that, @avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus.  

I volunteer to help everyone get a Medicare-approved scooter, after we all lose the use of our legs from watching too much TV.

I heard that casinos have to employ people just to ask slot machine patrons to go to the bathroom, because they're so addicted they'll just go right there.  Another reason I will never go to Vegas…

It's not just you!  I always have to look away when they show that orange flashy strobe light, it makes me nuts.  I think it's in dozens more episodes, too. 

Actually, I liked her in her nightie as well.  She has some nice legs.

Then it shall be so!!  (bows)

Yes ma'am!!  Would like me to bring you some kanar? Or yamok sauce?

Oh, right.  Sorry.  Getting ahead of myself!

It's low-sodium yamok sauce.  He is a doctor…

@avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus

Hello!!  I agree that a lot of Cardassians are weirdly hot, why is that?

I stay for the explanations about why the transporters won't work.  And for the re-kafoobaling of the energymotrons, of course.

Beads?