"Who the hell is that new guy?  Why is his beak crooked?"

(SPOILERS)

I thought it was a Tom Lehrer parody…

This whole thread has me collapsed into giggles. 

I'd be willing to pay up to five bars of latinum to see that.  Six, if it's Zek.

@avclub-c254eaf30893f49706260c2d22fe6148:disqus  Did you also have to watch that terrifying video in middle school about skin cells and eyelash mites?

There is actually a documentary about unionizing strippers in California.  It's called "Live Nude Girls Unite!"

Does anyone else (US-based) remember that old coffee commercial, where the two women are reminiscing about a cute French waiter…

@avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus  ""Fire is the fire in which your nephews burns!"

My take on the ending is that O'Brien and Bashir join forces to beat the living shit out of Quark, until he gives the money he promised to those orphans.  Then they smile, have a beer, and everyone's happy.

Maybe he just OD'd on gumbo, but was fine the following week.

@avclub-4215108aab6eeb76e0a44d2928e041ec:disqus     "Don't you think just maybe this might be kind of useful tech to study?"

I like your thinking, @avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus, but is he two-timing Garak?  Or do they have some sort of arrangement…?

Zack, please stop with your relentless "Sub Rosa" bashing.  All those references to candle ghost sex make me deeply uncomfortable.

I couldn't watch that movie, too much ketchup.

I did read all your comments, including your original post.  I think my reply explained perfectly well why I disagreed.   I do find it silly (and somewhat disturbing, frankly) that you're apparently so emotionally invested in a fictional character.

I'm willing to join this unholy alliance, if we can have matching outfits and decoder rings.

I know I'm just repeating myself from last week, but—  this was truly the greatest thing ever on the internet.

ONE!  OF!  US!     ONE!  OF!  US!

" it's a goal to be as accepting as the Federation."