**clears throat, in preparation for declaring this the most egregious remake since Gus Van Sant's Psycho **

WHYYYYYYYYYYY????  (rends garments, tears hair)

I will give them any amount of money not to do this.*  William Powell is irreplaceable!  Why must Hollywood ruin my favorite films?

The Thin Man is post-flapper and well into the 1930s "let's wear satin and pretend we're not having a Depression" age.

@avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus You got me there!  Although they were all godless Communists…

@avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus I wouldn't put The IT Crowd in the same league as Father Ted or Black Books in terms of writing, but it's worth seeing.

Thanks for that, it's become one of my favorite Onion headlines (along with the classic "Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints")

That would be correct…  I guess that scotches my chances of ever clerking for Justice Scalia.

I love this board so, so much.  

@avclub-53e4db6f596904f154b5efa09193e3ab:disqus As a 3rd-generation atheist, I beg to differ!!

I'm sad now that she only really had the two great roles, she's a phenomenal actress.  I just assumed she had a long list of award-winning TV and film credits behind her.

Inspector Walrus Mysteries!! 

@avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus  I wish to subscribe to your religion and/or newsletter.

It was my second greatest job ever (after college movie theater manager). 

I need to try using that at one of my Medicare hearings.   "Your Honor, isn't it POSSIBLE…!!!!

Happy belated!  Here, have another round.

Happy birthday to you!!  You know there's no God, and every moment in our lives is inherently meaningless.  Will there be cake?

This takes me back to my ACLU law clerk job, reviewing thousands of FOIA documents about school board meetings and intelligent design.  Good times.  

I'm in garbage plate central (though I must admit I've never actually eaten one).

Hey, me too, @avclub-454a7bfd685393329597fdb7a92b7969:disqus!  Give me a hint, do you live in the part with the wings or the garbage plate…?