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Jerkin James Whitcroft
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Green dust?

What an astute observation, Mr. McPickleShitter.

I don't like you very much at all.

Hell yeah she's sexy.

I met Method Man at the theme Park Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA. I worked there as a teenager. I recognized him from those Right Guard deodorant commercials he did with Red Man. He read my name off my name tag, asked me where Ernie's Splash World was, I told him and he thanked me. Seemed like a real nice guy.

I once bumped in to Laura Dern outside a RainForest Cafe in New York.

Yes! Finally something from the AV Club I can use. I'll see you on the other side, bitches. Good bye cruel world- hello sweet death!