Heh. How about yesterday you woke up sucking, Thom.

like the Dr, I too thought this was Sheryl Crow. What, no mention of Lance Armstrong and getting cancer from bottled water? Oh, same annoyance factor, different singer.

To all of the above - a slow clap

I'm going to be THAT guy…
Well, girl actually. I'm going to watch this, my girlyness outweighs my hipster douchebaggery. It's pretty people wearing pretty things drinking pretty cocktails. Not looking to learn a lesson, hell I could probably watch it with the sound off (I shuddered at the 'We're not in Kansas…

I expect the movie will have a montage.

IIRC someone she knows is taking two bikes to the dump, but she takes them because motorbikes are dangerous and she can summon a mental finger-wag from GlitterBoy. It gives an opportunity for the Jacob/Bella relationship to grow, because y'know, Jacob is poah so knows how to fix things, and he builds the bikes.
However…

Thanks Scoop94, I don't watch AD or the Office, but knew I knew Josh's boss from somewhere. I'm an aunt and have seen every Drake and Josh episode at least six times.

I'm usually in support of an artist's interpretation of legends, but what annoyed me the most (and believe me, there was a lot to be annoyed about, a LOT) was Meyer dismissed the usual vampire characteristics as "that's just a myth". Not verbatim, but a conversation in the book goes something like this:
What about…

Hmmmmmm…. porridge vomit….

I almost had a death by choking on potato chips while reading Geddy's post. I should know better than to eat while on this site. And one day, one day I will have the nerve to hit Caps myself, stay true to your internet shouting ZMF.

Hold me closer Tony Da-an-za

Read this by another commenter on another thread (can't be bothered looking it up) but it's a good point. Would Zooey Deschanel be half as famous if her name were Helen Jones?

So Zachary is the baby who was killed and will never see the movie? Sad, but thanks for saving me a couple hours, Nailed It, that be precious drinking time.