I say,
Let's just agree to have more big balls smacked against people's faces on a more regular basis.

ok.
"He sports a shit-eating grin that says 'You're okay, I'm fucking super, man, thanks for asking.'"

So,
Are there any women in this movie besides the one who dies at the beginning? Will Disney/Pixar ever make a film with a leading female character? Is Dory from "Finding Nemo" the best we can hope for? Am I a crotchety old woman for thinking about this?

Yeah…this weekend on Discovery channel or something there was a whole afternoon's worth of crap about the Masons and Knights Templar. My boyfriend was watching it for some reason, and it seems that their conclusion about the Masons was basically that, despite rumors of sinister doings, they are a just boys' club with…

The book was the kind of book I couldn't put down and thought I enjoyed reading, but then when I was done I felt ashamed of myself.

You will all have to drink Chang brand beer at every taste test now, if the real Chang can't be there anymore.

I mean, maybe it would make sense if you are killing and eating your own pig, on a farm, and you are very poor, and have to eat everything you possibly can to avoid starvation.

Yeah, and teenagers who actually look like their age, many of whom are unattractive, and fairly realistic things happen to them. It was doomed from the beginning on American TV.

That song is pretty epic, though.

Joel was also the clothing salesman when Sam buys his "Parisian nightsuit." Also Jason Schwartzman sold the freaks fake IDs, and later Neil's older brother was David Krumholtz. And Ben Stiller as the vice-presidential bodyguard. Lots of awesome Jews.

so
I don't have anything really to say about Kirk Hammett. I am just amazed at being approximately comment #3. I guess I finally understand the motivation for "firsties." And I am deeply ashamed.

My parents had all the Calvin and Hobbes books too, and either my siblings or I would always give our parents the new books at Christmas (back when new books were still being published). I read them all even when I barely understood what was going on, and I really think I am a better person for it. I can hardly…

"Matilda" and "Danny the Champion of the World" changed my life as a kid. I want my siblings to hurry up and have kids already so I can be the cool aunt who gives them cool books and music.

My parents gave me the Bible too. But they also gave me the Beatles and the Moody Blues. And two aunts and uncles gave me the notion that you don't have to be married or have kids to have a happy, fulfilling life. All more valuable and useful than the Bible.

oh.
What about Weird Al in "UHF?" I'm not ashamed to suggest it.

"Do we have any alcoholics among us? "

I'm imagining Grandpa Simpson when he tried to drink Buzz cola. "The bubbles are burning my tongue!"

The name is definitely reminiscent of some kind of sexual aid. Like a French Tickler, but for the younger set. "Tinglerz: X-treme pleasure to the maxx."

I want to see that.

S. Jerusalem: I get sad when the perfect Simpsons line is said in the comments section, and no one even notices. But I noticed, dammit!