Is that even BRC?!?

Define: worse.

One day you're turning down both major political parties' conventions and the next thing you know you're doing this.

No thank you.

My takeaway is that he likes vinyl records and breaks a lot of bottles.

I think what they're saying is this guy can't even steal properly.

Cool story, bro!

Was Vanilla Ice the first male performer to be mistaken for a middle aged lesbian?!?

I'd prefer to get 'educated' with The Itals.

I hear that same excuse from my girlfriend, Sharon Needles.

Burgess Meredith or GTFO!

Sure, from a sandwich…

Leave out the coffee and you got yourself a deal!

So what's going to happen to that fake Starbucks they started up in L.A.?!?

Sgt. Pecker's Lonly Jerkoff Band

I gave you a pity like.

in it.

Sometimes you can hear it (like in beeru) and sometimes it's pretty much silent.

That's what the 'u' is for!

You sick bastard!