I'll do better than know that chicken!

Dad rock.

What can I say?!? I'm a cowboy. I do hate this song though.

I've had too many pieces of Lego products placed in the soles of my feet to need this.

Oh boy! Indie!

Bonus round: Who's Got the Butt Plug In?!?

I applied something to your mom's forehead!

Plus you can always use the DVD as a coaster.

¡AI! Mi Pelotas!

By the time you finish reading this post I will have nailed your mom.

I'll just settle for it winding up in the bathroom.

I guess if this weren't real someone would have eventually had to invent it.

Maybe the gummy bears are coming out of John Travolta.

And you thought you were just playing Candy Crush?!?

Classic Poe!

And how does Morgan Freeman fit into this?!?

Chlamydia is not the clap.

Sacre bleu!

DENTAL PLAN!

I think O'Neal has outdone himself, especially for a Monday.