Yeah, he already said he worked in a restaurant.

Pinche gabacho!

I've seen it played with pickup trucks after an ice storm.

Is he the missing dad from The Partridge Family?!?

You seem to have forgotten about a little film called The Lone Ranger!

Does he chase something small and furry down a rabbit hole?!?

You deserve it for pluralizing 'Lego'.

Say hello to your mother for me!

It's a Fox News wet dream.

It's obviously Mark Wahlberg, preventer of international terrorist attacks and former boy band member.

You'll just have to settle for fromunda cheese.

*DUNG!*

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Furry bait!

Fuck You! I'll read what I want to read!

There's a long running joke that in (insert name of town here) Velveeta is stocked in the Gourmet Food aisle.

Do all travelers get personally berated by the furious chef?!?

You might if you toss it properly.

When I worked at McDonalds they filtered the grease every night through diatomaceous earth. They'd throw away the grease from the last fryer (the one they used for fish), pump the filtered oil from the next fryer into the last one, and so on (there were either 4 or 5 fryers). Then they filled the first one with…

You say that like it's a bad thing.