Better than dozens of punches in the bowel.

Many ads, cars included, have more than one purpose. The intent isn't only to get you to buy a car in the short/medium term but also to build the brand for the long term. A lot of car ads are designed to not only sell cars but also to make existing owners feel better about their purchase, hopefully leading to brand…

I know several contractors who worked on Skywalker Ranch and as far as I know none of them ever got paid.

What's the difference between an "Alt-Rock Grrrl" and a "chick up front"?!?

Caption Contest: "No, Rudolph, I've never heard of a reach-around!"

You aim too please!

See also: women.

That's the motto of the losing football team on Friday Night Lights.

Can the public sue them for befouling the airwaves with this malodorous mountain of steaming dung?!?

Time for yet another round of Who's Got the Butt Plug In?!?

Jesse Jackson or GTFO!

I got your 10% commission right here!

So far don't nobody we know has passed the ultimate test.

Let's leave your mom out of this.

So you don't like the old-timey bikes, eh?!?

I thought that was George Washington!

Damn! Those are some ugly chicks!

Yeah,…concussion!

We could play 'Hide the salami' but I'm not sure how we'd licence your sister for wide distribution.

We played it all the time. I'm not even sure we knew what 'queer' meant.