Yeah, but the Angels? Definitely not.

Because we got tired of all the demands for titty shots at fourchan.

A friend of mine invited a docent from the opera to give presentations at his parties the night before new productions opened. The docent gave a very serious lecture on Il Trovatore with clips from film productions and ended with the climax from "Night at the Opera." I have never heard a room full of opera aficionados…

Of all the regulars and semi-regulars in the Marx Brothers films, the only one who didn't seem to get the joke was Zeppo.

I'm partial to the impromptu "I Want My Shirt!" sing-along to the tune of Habanera in The Cocoanuts.

~starts playing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"~

Remembering Harpo stomping around in a vat of lemonade always makes me grin.

For whatever reason, nobody ever believes that I'm Maurice Chevalier, no matter how prettily I sing, "If the nightingale could sing like you…"

How do you know there are four of them?
'Cause they was singin' Sweet Adeline!

A battleship in Il Trovatore?

My voice teacher made me sing "When She Loved Me" during a lesson because he didn't believe me when I said I cried every single time I tried to sing it. I think he believes me now.

Triple-posting happens to other people. It doesn't happen at all, in fact.

No one's ever seen them. No-one's ever heard of their band.

Please pass the milk, please.

Up…
The opening scene of "Up" kills me every time.

Joss has all but admitted that he'd planned to resurrect Tara but couldn't quite do it, which is why they were saddled with romantic plots for Willow in S7 but no good match. And then he refused to do Numfar's Dance of Joy, so you can imagine.

I never saw so much hhhhwhackin'.

No Cornholio for lake Titicaca.

I was wondering about the airspeed velocity of a 20lb baby.

Yeah, the exploitation and forced suicide deserves a mention, too.