I would so write that for free and post it on the interwebz.

I adored Good Omens. I think it shows the best of their talents supporting each other, though the ending sags a bit. Still, I think I laughed at least once every thirty seconds while reading it. I don't think Pratchett is overrated at all. Given the absurd number of books he's written, there are bound to be ones that…

Between this and the Green Hornet, I'd say we now know exactly how far credit for Freaks and Geeks goes.

~checks SoFI for "phut phut phut"~

I disagree. It's too similar to "balalaika," and the image of kidnappers with stringed instruments on their heads is distracting.

Do you know what she is called? Incontinentia.

Two peanuts were walking down the strasse. One was assaulted. Peanut.

Oh boy! Hoffsicles all around!

@Werewolf I don't claim to know all Twi fen, but the ones I know don't call themselves Twi-moms and find the epithet condescending. The ones I know usually refer to themselves as Twi-hards.

Robinm, it's by no means a 100% correlation, but I know quite a few adult female Harry Potter fans (fic writers, particularly) who are also into Twlight. A friend who is into both described both as having lots of room to invent stories in the margins. I can see it, really. JKR wrote an infinitely expandable,…

I can confirm that my embarrassment over my adolescent NKOTB obsession has more to do with the fact that I've developed musical taste. However, I think GK's dead on about gender inflaming the scorn reserved for adult female Twilight fans. One need look no further than the hostile reaction Twilight fans received at…

I'll be Jo Brand then. You may congratulate me on my BAFTA.

He can't butter rolls in an agitated manner. He'd get butter on his cuffs.

Dibs on being Alan Davies.

I can't help thinking an evil moustache on JH is redundant.

Don't forget the TMBG cameo!

Or "Ni." Unless you're feeling very negative and Dutch.

~looks up from Sherlock BBC slash fiction~ I'm just excited I get to write Bilbo/Smaug now!

Telephone.

He's a Weirdo. Duh.