Yeah yeah yeah, the same whinge you had about Harry Potter fans until figuring out that we read Rowling's precursors and know Star Wars better than you. Same shit, different year.

I'll have you know that polyester brocade can be more than $7/yard!

It takes more than that! You have to pay $10 a Hot Topic for Vampire Glitter.

BiLight

When was it ever welcome?

*applause*

They can wish for bicycles to become lodged in people, though.

JustSmileAndNod, I can't stand Baz Lurid, but the match with Chess is nearly as mindblowing as Noel's suggesting that Burton do "Into the Woods" and Herzog doing Wagner. My hat is off to you, sir!

Stewie, arguing that television is, by virtue of being TELEVISION, shouldn't be taken seriously rather damns your statement that FG used to be one of the best shows on tv with faint praise. It also demonstrates how lowest-common-denominator apologists like you kept King of Queens on the air for a decade and cancelled…

If only the cannon-blasted remains of Hunter S. Thompson would drop on top of him!

It makes the move to grant Anne Frank posthumous US citizenship look prescient, to be sure.

Robert Pattison is entirely too pretty to play Anne.

Bravo, Penguin! Fuck!

Subaru: Boxy but good.

I haven't been able to stomach anything Nora Ephron done since seeing her godawful play "Imaginary Friends." The experience was like being condescended to by a teenager- unintentionally hilarious and grating as all hell. Too bad Cherry Jones and Swoozie Kurtz had to be involved, too.

Agreed with Marlowespade for Candy and Aeonopolis for Martin. Or else "The Jerk."

Where's your hand?
Between two pillows.
THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!

I must admit to feeling a certain amount of glee when the son of the guy who was giving me shit about my costume came up and said, "She's Luna Lovegood, dad. Duh!"

My once-or-twice weekly favorites

Bosh, you're looking at this all wrong. It's not Harry Potter v. Twilight or Manga v. Twilight, it's it's New Shit v. Old Shit. Twilight, we both agree, features supremely boring super-speshul protagonists, is appallingly written, and populated with cardboard characters. But the same could be said for half of Golden…