Between Bugs Bunny and Weird Al, I will never be able to be entirely serious about Albuquerque.

I think it's slightly less life-threatening than a brain cloud, but she should buy some really good luggage just to be on the safe side.

But the Eminem MTV stunt was genuine, right? Right?

On Da Ali G Show, Bruno's purpose was usually lampooning the fashion and entertainment industries, which was often hilarious. This just seems like a clean-shaven Borat with a different accent. Perhaps it'll be hilarious, but Ich don't think so.

Dying in a fire is too good for someone whose failed firstie who glosses over the Greeks. Die in a battle with your sibling and let your body be left out for the vultures.

On my first attempt, I abandoned it thirty pages in, declaring it to be all flash and no substance. I tried again a couple years later and read it cover to cover (using two bookmarks) and fancied the pants off of it. I still think that the few chapters after the opening are the weakest, but it picks up like…

If you read every twentieth word on page 648 of the paperback edition of Infinite Jest, it'll tell you not to attend soccer matches in Rome, which is very good advice for not making one's ass hurt.

I'm holding out for the Rothko Code.

After the godawful commercials for this show that I had to endure at the Fox website in my (successful) bid to help get Dollhouse renewed, I am frankly amazed that there is anything remotely good about this show. And I was a quadruple threat band-chorus-play-musical nerd in high school, so you'd think this would be…

I'm all for changing the opening credits, particularly if it gives us some beefcake to balance the betty. I'm pulling for Alan and Enver without shirts.

For a little while. 13 more episodes, anyway.

You might not be. I might have been wearing my "squee!" shirt in anticipation of the announcement.

Oh goody, perhaps Felicia Day will be brought back as a singing vampire who fights for good!

EczemaLeprosy, and how delighted I am that online viewership was cited as a reason for renewal. Not for nothing did I endure countless horrific "Glee" ads on Fox's website to make my viewing count!

If Kevin Smith appeared on Hannity and Whatsisface, I would almost be willing to watch it.

cc: Philip Roth.

But will it be a hit if it's not Rosicrucian?

What have you done? You've made a fool of everyone!

Jay Bennet II: Return to the Lake

I'm allergic to caaaaaah