Yeah, give me something more musically complex like "Grease," where all the songs have _three_ chords.

Their epic-length fic would be Phan Tomes of the Opera

Actually, I am, but Neko is a close second.

I live in San Diego. Ha ha ha.

I already have a musical, redheaded spouse, but I can always use another. And I did kind of fall head-over-heels for Neko after hearing her live.

But we have always lived in the castle.

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Why do I always have to be Lot's Wife?

I'm oddly reminded of Cher.

Or Whoopi Goldberg telling the Aristocrats joke?

Lane Meyer. Inspired words from a man who knows how to ski.

@Pilgrim *applause followed by getting eaten by a bear*

And Deadwood.

Wait 'til you read "Lost Girls!" *purrs*

Jeez, dial yourself up some optimism, vandermonde.

I've always had a soft spot for "Fisher King."

He'd do Rashomon anyway.

There are few contemporary writers for adults that made me laugh as hard as Moore's "Lamb" did. Though Jasper Fforde's RHPS/Richard III in the first(?) Thursday Next book did. I'm looking forward to reading this.

Blessed are the dumb fucks.

BUZZER, "QI" FLASHES ON THE SCREEN
I'm sorry, Alan, I mean, The Obvious Wrong Answer, QI is the most hilarious thing on television, but it's a panel quiz show and not a sitcom. Terribly sorry, -20 points.