It's truly impressive the way the anti-efoolution camp has changed to comply with various court rulings. First it was Baracusism, until it was found that paramilitary activity on the side of the good guys didn't make up for their cowardace in facing the alleged "crimes they didn't commit." Then came Pitying Design,…

Alas, our nation has never gotten past the Scopes "Fool!" Trial.

You are what you eat.

I started with "Kafka on the Shore," which I would recommend doing, especially if you are American and want to sort of ease into Murakami's style. The beginning is gentle, but you get plenty of the signature fucked-upedness later on.

I liked him when he was under the cardboard box!

Tron?
Any hearsay on the Tron remake?

Muppet Treasure Island was the closest the post-Jim-Henson muppets have gotten to good. That and perhaps the various newish videos floating around YouTube at present, in spite of Waldorf's completely wrong voice. And they could definitely use more Billy Connoly.

You can utilize me any time, toots.

go hang a salami im a lasagna hog

VGL! VGL!
Go see Video Games Live tonight! Not only will it be over-the-top photo-worthy geekery, you'll be treated to my swoon-worthy vocal stylings. Look for the blonde, the only one under 30, front row of the chorus, dead center. And if you're any fair shakes at Guitar Hero, you will want to compete in the pre-show…

I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love
I'm in love with Terri Garr!

God, blurst, how racist can you be?

Well, books don't come out with "author's cuts" containing oodles of special features or publisher/editor interviews, so I can understand the attraction of first printings. I also have a soft spot for advance readers' copies.

Well, books don't come out with "author's cuts" containing oodles of special features or publisher/editor interviews, so I can understand the attraction of first printings. I also have a soft spot for advance readers' copies.

Well, books don't come out with "author's cuts" containing oodles of special features or publisher/editor interviews, so I can understand the attraction of first printings. I also have a soft spot for advance readers' copies.

Well, books don't come out with "author's cuts" containing oodles of special features or publisher/editor interviews, so I can understand the attraction of first printings. I also have a soft spot for advance readers' copies.

So stage directions and dramatis personae aren't counted as text?

Oooh! Have the dream squad kick Keanu "John the Bastard'" Reeves's ass! Instant comedy, especially if we can get Ian McKellan to cross-dress.

I'm not proud of how long it took me to realize that the AV Club reviewed books, as well, but I figured it out eventually. I look forward to future features "My Year of Best-Sellers" and "They Year I Forced Myself to Read Great Postmodern Novels And Boy Are My Eyes Tired."

But still, I expected something shinier from Capn Tightpants.