I was fascinated by the drop-dead-gorgeous actress who played Asha.

Fool's gold…I'll grant you that.

Quite the onerous burden since Amelie left.  It's now downright Sysyphean in its awfulness.

Don't forget the spreading waist line and the thinning hair.  Oh, and the scabies as well.

Not to mention his vast collection of Robert Bly action figures.

Probably giving away some of the dynamics in your family as well.  Is that how you view your current position at the AV Club? 

So NBC is still under "…the self-defeating curse for the payment of Seinfeld gold," huh?  Seinfeld was gold?  So let's do the math here…[quickly consults Leviticus, Deuteronomy, the Psalms, Job, Habbakuk, the Book of Revelation, Mayan Calendar, Tibetan prayer wheel, entrails of squshed squirrel in the driveway, random…

The diagrams just looked like bizarre topographical maps to me.  Or some seriously weird landscaping.

Really?  The necklace of necrotic ears reminded me a lot of my redneck family's Christmas mornings.

That's nothing compared to their ability to arrange the emptying of your bank account.

That's only because he doesn't need racist bones.  Every molecule other than bone is racist.

"For the first time in US military history, victory will be measured not by territory taken, but by body count."

It also helped that everyone had a weapon that was capable of automatic fire.  Haven't watched much of this-kind of hard to take seriously when it's being narrated by Dexter. Have they touched on all the teething problems the M16 had when it was first fielded?

Sounds like this week's episode of Whitney.  Only funnier.  But that's not saying much.

After "Jarhead" I kind of swore off Jake Gyllenhalll for lllife.

You mean that fake schlong he wore on Boogey Nites?  He can't.  I bought it on ebay.

They're too busy being overrun by the Germans to use vowels.

Perfect for gr[a]t[ing] families.

Could that mean a Joe Bob Briggs cameo this season?

My Very Dear Zacharias: