Is there any Jill Henessey?  I'll watch if there is.

She's so hot that she rates a comma splice?

They're the ones who think that it's Murder, She Wrote.

That's because it sucks, right?

I'm waiting for the T-Dog/Merde Spotlight Dance.

And also her role as an enforcer for a meth cartel.

Not even Maura Tierney's all-too-brief appearance?

Yeah, and it was also before Charlie Sheen had hoovered up most of the coke in this hemisphere.

How about "Pink Lady and Jeff?"  Talk about nuking your career…

As long as he's shitting on Ashton Kutcher, I…nah, no way in hell I'll watch that show again.

Have the Italians managed to drown any more tourists yet?

Didn't she replace that other established character actress on that godawful "Private Benjamin" series after she was hit by a car?  Not Holliday, the other one.  Holliday probably wished that she'd been hit by a car instead of taking that role.

Wouldn't have gotten me to watch Joey, but would have definitely gotten me to order the autopsy video.

If you think having a boner in your swim trunks is awkward, you've obviously never had a "brown trout" in your swim trunks at a pool party.

But only if the wine comes in a box…as a product placement!

Come to think of it, Swanson is exactly like  Schrute…but without all the annoying charm and social polish.

Speaking only for myself, I'd much rather be conducting pencil tests than responding to these comments.  I guess I'm just old fashioned that way.

Why not get ZMF, JVS, and Phel to star in a sitcom?  I'll bet that would make Community look like and episode of Two Broke Girls.

You are obviously the chief writer on "Shitney."

Oh, please.  Everyone knows that the beets are just a cover for the underground hydroponic weed farm.  Why do you think this bastard's so paranoid?