I was totally expecting Daniel stab Steve.

Bitch it is 5:30!

I was up all night crying,I ran out of tissues so i  used my socks.I think my eyes might be pregnant.

The carrying of the glass was one of the funniest moments.

I can't believe he had never read it, but its still funny either way

The "broken" post-it on the shower head was pretty funny

bbricks reading of the book, and his reaction to each accidental kill was priceless

you know, steve has been cut and stabbed alot over the course of this show.

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I really enjoyed this episode.

And for the record frannie, cheese-nips are not the same as cheez-its.

"I tried to make Ramen in the coffee pot, but i broke..everything."

(Kramer walking into Jerry's apartment with the new kitchen) "I'm on the wrong floor again."