Umm, I hate to break it to you @avclub-70c8f716f569df7bf2781d63c476679b:disqus but the Russians aren't a "race". And making fun of funny accents and bullshit authoritarian regimes (regardless of race, creed, or color) is kind of what we do here, if you haven't noticed.

You were… You were just a turd out there. You couldn't write, you couldn't film. You were just a turd.

You were… You were just a turd out there. You couldn't write, you couldn't film. You were just a turd.

Dedication (ded-i-cA-shun) n. - LISA NEEDS BRACES

Dedication (ded-i-cA-shun) n. - LISA NEEDS BRACES

Cha-chi cha-chi cha-chi!

Cha-chi cha-chi cha-chi!

"Bridget Jones' DAIRY"? You mean, like boobies?

"Bridget Jones' DAIRY"? You mean, like boobies?

Actually, it was a totally dick thing to do. I see that now.

Actually, it was a totally dick thing to do. I see that now.

Yeah, Craig, how pathetic is it that you have to lay claim to a joke eleven months old, anyway? Not to mention the fact that the joke is just a "Family Guy"-style lazy pop-culture reference anyway. Take away the reference and it's not funny in the least. I wouldn't bother claiming it, even if it was the only joke I…

Yeah, Craig, how pathetic is it that you have to lay claim to a joke eleven months old, anyway? Not to mention the fact that the joke is just a "Family Guy"-style lazy pop-culture reference anyway. Take away the reference and it's not funny in the least. I wouldn't bother claiming it, even if it was the only joke I…