Seriously, what do the zombies do with the fire? Do they all jostle to get to the exact center? Do they attack the fire? Do they just mill around staring at the flames like rave kids?

You're simultaneously ridiculously outraged about a space opera and pathetically needy enough to beg other people to agree with you. Those are very attractive qualities, and I'm sure you have your pick of many gorgeous women/men/whatever you're into.

He who articulated it particulated it.

It's Spanish for "And Wing".

This episode contains one of my all-time favorite movie/TV quotes, and one I use almost once a week:

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?! Stupid monkey!"

I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but I got this for his Journey album, and chose "The Blues Run the Game" and his cover of it was pretty terrible. I liked the album, though (and I like Eef) so it wasn't a total loss.

Two hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!

Zombies as a villain don't really work. I mean, they're scary, but they're extremely limited. They don't think, they don't plan, they don't pose a real threat to our heroes. Sure in the early going, before Our Heroes became jaded and badass, they could be the villains, but now that Our Heroes have "grown up" they're a…

Yeah, @avclub-9349e20458f64c9bfb83b5221e145937:disqus Old Man Dimples has that effect on people. Could be the surreptitious videotaping of people's karaoke, and it could just be his creepy old man vibe and general skeeziness.

Is it just me, or was that the entire point of his post?

I'm sure I'm not the first person to notice this, so it may be that this has been said before, but why do they post this thing at the end of the week? I mean, the regular visitors to the site have (probably) already read all of the stories linked to in these posts, and the notifications system lets you know when a…

Alice in Wonderland alone could support the entire "gritty re-imagining of public domain works" industry. There have been a metric shitload of them over the years.

"Bernie" being an example of Jack Black actually acting, and a strong argument for him not to fade into oblivion just yet (as @avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus suggests). He's CAPABLE of good acting, just usually chooses projects that don't require it of him.

So, um, January 13th, 2014?

Dimples seriously blows: the sound system there is just horrible and the people are generally degenerates. Horrible, I tells you! I much prefer Sardo's on Pass ave, and the talent there is pretty good. But for my money it's gotta be Sunday nights at the Foxfire Room in North Hollywood.

GayVClub?

Then can we talk about The Adventures of Baron Munchausen instead? It's pretty much my favorite movie of all time, and I'm kind of surprised it's never showed up on My Year of Flops , as that its production, promotion, and budget were all such fiascos. Seriously, a brilliant movie.

Then can we talk about The Adventures of Baron Munchausen instead? It's pretty much my favorite movie of all time, and I'm kind of surprised it's never showed up on My Year of Flops , as that its production, promotion, and budget were all such fiascos. Seriously, a brilliant movie.

Two exits to Legoland!