Watching ant TV requires a very small television.

Peter Tork is Daniel Tosh's grandfather.

All gay people must agree on everything.  If you don't, then you must stop being gay.  Those are the rules.  I didn't create them.

It is correctly pronounced "tah-HA KAR-ter."

I suppose you could always shoot Lee Harvey Oswald as soon as you can in 1958, and that would mitigate the situation without having to wait around five years.  Then JFK can atomic bomb Cuba as nature intended.

I would have preferred this as a video game, in which you have 24 hours to stop the fatal deed from occurring.  Or to ensure that it occurs, depending on what you learn from the characters you encounter.

Torn from today's headlines. 

I could have sworn that was Tyler Perry.

This is the kind of thing that makes Ashton Kutcher seek out younger sex partners.

Tito is the most underrated Jackson.

Not only that, wasn't it Alfred Hitchcock who essentially said that the only thing that keeps any story from being a tragedy is that it ends sooner than later?

Who is the black Johnny Depp?  Get him on the phone immediately!

Unless this fictional biographical motion picture contains some depiction of his paedophilia, consider me less than interested.