Thank goodness they got Viola Davis to be their black friend.

Stop trying to make Fetch happen.

Well maybe you should have been one of the 900 lawyers that negotiated away the right to discipline any player that damaged the NFL shield. What the fans think only matters as a crowd-source for the Commish in doling out fines and penalties.

And Azor Azai reborn, it is known.

She isn't going to win anything with an "invincible" army that gets killed cuddling.

Neither of the two ladies mentioned would be getting enough protein in their diet as commoners to off-set their active lifestyles.. (but then they make jokes about giving them plenty of protein)

Yeah to the last point. There is going to be "tainted jury pool" arguments for months.

Highest-paid guest star, mostly.

You guys gotta read about Hamilton and Burr sometime.

I don't know. Going on a date and hearing them talk about their last boy/girl friend just raises all the red flags.

Ugh. So many failed development people were writing comic books when I lived in Los Angeles.

CAPTAIN WALKER! MISSUS WALKER!

Blue Velvet led to one of the greatest first-dates that I ever had. I ended up taking her best friend a few weeks later with less impressive results.

Hey at least you aren't the guy heckling the comics trying to work out some bits in front of six people at a "comedy night" in Hollywood. This guy started out with an okay joke. I started shouting out better punchlines. And they got laughs from the five other people.

In Russia, time does you.

Sorry everyone. I posted this 19 hours later without scrolling down to the end, where my people finally told the truth.

AV Club. And yes I am aware of the irony.

This is going to be the wrong audience for this suggestion.

My Partner Pissed on Me!

Yeah. The second I saw that preacher, I started hoping he wasn't going to be the real killer. The Highest Paid Guest star problem from Murder She Wrote.