If you substitute "Japanese" for "aliens", "country" for "planet", "Josh Hardnutt" for "Taylor Kitch" etc, you will create a review of the movie "Pearl Harbor".

Imagine yourself alone in a not-particularly well-made building that is filled with jewelry, electronics, and weapons.  You business dealings are all in cash. The police, for various reasons, don't particularly care about protecting you.
Yes, it's a bit of a risky venture.

Also Wegener's.

The original title was Merkin Dad.

"The Family Jewels" is a joke about nuts.  "The Family Tools" is a joke about penises.
It should be followed by re-runs of My Three Schlongs.

Too bad Gilda Radner's not around to play her grandmother… What's all this about the American Cancre Society?  I mean, it's just a little sore on your lip.

From the rest of the comments, I thought I was the only one who saw that scene where Rachel apologized to Quinn and said some really nice things to her.  For me, it was obvious that they were going to give it to Rachel.

While this point wasn't mentioned, campaigning as the partner of someone who is lying is going to make you look like a liar too when the truth comes out.
He was also mad at Quinn because Rachel was mad at him.  That's not particularly rational reason either, but there are multiple reasons why Finn should be annoyed…

My high school was about this size (4A) and there were at least 200 people in the various choirs, not 16.   We also had most of the cheerleaders and the popular jocks.  At many schools, anyone who is into sports AND music can't join the band because there are too many conflicts so they end up in choir.

In the episode I saw, Quinn is actively telling people (in front of Finn) that she'll never walk again even though she already knows she's getting better.

Is getting slushee-d in the face several times a day a typical white girl problem.  If so, I agree.

Isn't he the guy who wears the Mr. Kool-Aid suit.  Ohhh, yeaaahhhh!

I usually get Abraham Lincoln or Sam Francisco.

If it's like any other show sponsored by a car company, they are driving everywhere they go in those cars.  It should be easy for him to be in a no-costume/no-dancing segment.   They pull up to the rehearsal studio, pop a green screen behind the car, take a few smiling and waving shots, get out and go to rehearsal. …

He can obviously rehearse, visit with Jimmy and the mentor, perform on the show, etc. so why can't he have his picture taken in the car?  I mean, I can see begging out of the whole ridiculous costume and dancing around bit, but he could be in one shot opening the car door or smiling out the window or sitting in the…

It's probably not a good idea to project the words to the song behind a singer who "messes" with the words.
Screen: my baby, she wrote me a letter.
Philbot: my baby, she done wrote me dat letter.

If you believe you're about to be eaten by a zombie, it's admissible as an un-death-bed confession.

You say that you trust America while dissing America's choice Taylor Hicks. Hmmm…
The sound of September spinning in it's grave would still have sent Coltron home as Jessica wasn't even in the bottom three unless you think that the same people are voting for both Jessica and Coltron.
If they had been able to save…

“I wonder if he’s capable of singing normally without …"
… breaking into a shit-eating grin by the end of every line no matter how serious or sad the song is.

At hotels, he registers as Carol O'Neal.