TV Show - Cover Up -  Similar to The Crow incident, Jon Eric Hexum accidentally offed himself with a blank cartridge between takes.

"B. Reeves “Breezy” Eason—whose nickname derived from his fast shooting methods"
It couldn't possibly be because his name was B-reeves-E, could it?

I don't even remember the Luther/Mariah version of "Endless Love", but I can hear the entire Lionel Ritchie / Diana Ross version in my head.

"I want the number for Gwen’s dermatologist or nutritionist or plastic surgeon or whatever her secret is."

No mAtter how much more sense it would mAke, it's Deandre, not DeAndre. OkAy?

Well, they are pee-pee buddies.

What if Joffrey ran into Malfoy on the street?  Bitch-slap-apalooza, baby!

Jar! Now!

Other than Erika's hair cut, it seemed like Tommy was universally flouted.  My particular favorite was the cross-pollenation of Elise's recommended non-layered  high-waisted bell-bottoms and Hollie's sparkly dress = Elise in a layered dress and Hollie in sparkly, high-waisted bell-bottoms.

The same people who don't know that "Endless Love" is by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross.

I, for one, think that God really spoke to me through Coltron singing a song about drunks in a bar.  He said "Pass me that communion wine."
 … but at least he had fun.

It's not about love? Then why am I printing up the "Team Gale" and "Team Peeta" t-shirts already?

I don't think Porter's modern day crimes have the same MO as the crimes he was imprisoned for.  Cutting their hair was certainly a new development.

There's nothing terribly controversial about a massage therapist who gives you a handful of pills including one you don't recognize. (Hey! This blue one is new!) and you just silently take them?
I'm obviously not going to the right places!

I like Erika, but Erika's outfit was like something Stevie Nicks would wear … if Stevie Nicks was a bobble-head doll standing on two giant, shiny, black pillars.
Stevie Nicks would wear exactly that outfit but the top would have been a nice tea-length dress with some high-heeled, lace-up boots instead of leather…

Jennifer was wearing a dress made out of a ShamWow! by a Project Runway castoff.

There is no A in Deandre MyFernIsDying. (My friends La-a (ladasha) and Shda (shudday) have confirmed this.)

Hey, this is Top Chef not Top Rear End!

It's an elaborate psychological experiment that everyone else is in on.  (Imagine "The Prisoner" only every other day he is Number Seven instead of Number Six.)

Try to tell that to my coworkers!