Too obvious!

OK, it involves going to a LOT of stores and setting up an eBay account. Not for the faint of heart.

Puddin' Pops!

I plead the Fifth!

I had a mental flashback to Johnny Carson as Carnac saying things like,"May a diseased yak make long and passionate love to your wife."

Is Kalamazoo still standing?

Dorothy was better at everything compared to Dustin Hoffman.

Please don't say he died! I haven't seen it yet.

I spent most of the weekend so far shoplifiting, but I did happen to see the last 15 minutes of The Incredibles and thought of how much I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Try adding a "t" to the beginning of the word in your head and it kind of sounds like he says twat all the time for no reason.

Knock, knock.

That's Tim's father in the video saying that. From many years ago, apparently.

I'm down with lesbians.

Unfortunately, the black dudes they ripped off sound pretty awful by comparison. Zep added dynamics and instrumental prowess to some pretty snoozy songs in their original incarnation.

Also, they were big fans of Neil Young, despite what the lyrics say about him..

May you wake up to find a sick yak wearing your pants.

I love The Flintstones, but on religious terms have to disavow their existence. The Earth is only 6,000 years old, after all.

Patients in my dentists office.

It pays dived ends that's for sure.
who was in it again. The Cole guy?

Joe Dirt can come live in my backyard. Lots of dirt for hin.