I wouldn't give his problems to a monkey on a rock.

The hell you say! She was great on Comedy Bang Bang.

Someone will have to pay me a large amount of cash to give a shi*t about this.

The earthquake in India and the riots in Baltimore are nothing compared to this tragic, tragic event.

Roxy Music's first 3 albums made almost everything that came out afterward redundant.

If your mom's name is Lori and you were born in the Seattle area in 1986, it's possible.

The sound is so compressed I have a hard time listening to music on Sirius. I mostly listen to Howard Stern. If I hear a good song I'll wish I was listening to it from my phone because it just sounds like crap.

Concerts are too costly and too much of a hassle anyway, especially for newer artists. In the last five years I've seen Yes, Roxy Music and a Genesis tribute band, where I fit right in with the rest of the audience.

I hope they sneak in a shot of a shaving cream can for old times sake.

That would explain why everyone was dead while the T Rex was still locked up. I guess continuity and/or believability don't count for much in dinosaur movies.

Phillips 76 ball. I'll never forget that scene.

Whenever I see a new band on SNL or Letterman I never have the desire to buy their CD. The last 'new' music I got into was Beck, although Sea Change was the last CD of his I really like. I'll keep listening to songs I love like Baba O'Riley, Can't You Hear Me Knocking?, Third Stone From the Sun and A Day In the Life…

Carey Mulligan could pass for an 11 year old boy.

In The Lost World, can anyone tell me how the T Rex severed the guys hand on the ship while it was holding the control that kept the enclosure closed? Wouldn't the T Rex have to be outside of the enclosure to sever his hand? What, did the T Rex sever the guys hand and then slip back into the enclosure somehow??

Yes. Tomorrow will be cloudy with a chance of photo showers.

Seinfeld > Jesus.

This show serves no purpose.

Go Tigers!

Nobody likes Ed Helms!

Fran Drescher. Her voice is comedy gold.