Mother, May I Sleep With a Man I met at the Bus Station Who Has Herpes? is a classic.

Amy Schumer should be the national spokesman for smegma.

If it were up to me Stewart would stay and they would get some new correspondents. Other than Samantha Bee and Jason Jones, the correspondents aren't all that funny.

Whenever I dream about Neil Young we're usually backstage at one of his shows talking about music. It always ends when he starts going on and on about what a dick Steven Stills used to be.

In 1974 Neil Young looked like the coolest guy in the world with the mutton chops and shade. Now he looks like the guy hanging out in front of the liquor store.

And on the eighth day, God created The Lego Movie Sequel.

The dialog has gone way downhill this season. I can almost see the writers hand in everything that gets said by the characters.

It's devolved into a run of the mill soap opera. It doesn't nearly hold our attention as it did in years past.

The kid can't act, and that's a fact.

Show it every episode of Star Trek.

Nicolas Cage can do whatever the f*ck he wants!

If you read some of the comments below you'll see that name used for her. I thought AV Club commenters were above it, that's all.

I'm wondering how many get invited to play Farmville. That would be really scary.

I'm not too excited about this…

Scarlett Johansson is a beautiful name. Why do people call her Scarjo?

I actually watched this on TV. The worst part is Kimmel didn't give the answers that hadn't been revealed. I kept wondering what the other places were that people said would be the worst place to turn into the Hulk. The shower? An airplane? An elevator? I need to know!

Baba Booey!

It's been a while but I remember the movie as having a lot of stunning visuals and a silly ending.

It's funny this article says that because I always felt Jim Carrey's character should have been arrested in Liar, Liar. I mean, the guy actually commandeered a luggage loader at the airport and chased down a plane during takeoff. Come on! Curiously, another comedy about divorce.

He was OK in small doses on The Daily Show. But he's not host material.