I dunno. Her lack of shape annoys me.

And there will be a talking car with the voice of Paul Walker.

Michelle Rodriguez steals a lot of scenes from the white actors.

Does any character in this movie say, "We're gonna need a bigger boat?" If not, I ain't going.

These movies are unspoilable.

Only if it has a classy title like The 10 Penis Salute Award.

Jumpin' jujubees!

But somebody HAS to give a fuck. For the children!

"He died in a speeding car."

And Firefox keeps crashing…

John Goodman MUST play Zeus.

Wait. What?

For real. Don't want you out there bombing innocent women and children.

When it comes to jerking off I never pretend. Besides, had I used less boring phrases like 'PC Weenies' and 'nit-picking assholes' I might have offended your delicate nature caused you to clutch your pearls and faint dead away.

You obviously haven't been keeping up with AV Club's Comments section for the past decade or so. The Social Just Warriors and PC Police are as active as ever, if not more so.

So you feel that Muslims starting wars and slaughtering innocents through terrorist acts ISN'T the fault of their religion? Please explain.

I hope he had sex either before or after sending these tweets. Otherwise, it was a complete waste of staying up late.

Pointing out that far too many Muslims are living in the 8th century and taking the Koran far too literally is not being an Islamaphobe. There are actually Muslims making this same point.

You are wrong, wrong, wrong.

Please don't tell me she was naked when she touched him…