And turgid.

"A week later I got a letter from a woman in Germany saying 'Cut it out.'"

What about Kim Darby? What's she up to?

Hate to say it, but you'll never see as much critical acclaim, words, takes, etc. for The Americans as you've seen for Mad Men. Not in the same league at all.

Let's not get our hopes TOO high.

First Base!

It's OK, bubba. At least this new guy won't remind us he's a Jew three times an episode.

Just throw them down the well over there.

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gilligan!!

I'm buying a house in Costa Rica and retiring there. Ask me how!

It's such a fine line between clever and stupid.

Might be time for you to perambulate.

Jinx!

Mitt Romney?

His middle name is Shlomo. Does that count?

Wow! This article is really racking up the Comments. Katie, your work here is done.

I liked the one, "He doesn't tip." I used to be a waiter, so I just thought, "Yeah, sounds about right."

She did sign her soul over to the devil in exchange for popularity and success, so there's that too.

I think she was using the piece to air some of her gripes against her boyfriend in a way that would make it seem like "humor" and not something she really gets pissed about. I wonder how the boyfriend felt about it.