The LA Times gave one example of his jokes - African mothers tell their kids to feel bad for the fat black kids in Mississippi who are starving.

OK, so the coloreds get a shot at a top-rated show and THIS is the crap they come up with? What a wasted opportunity.

Haven't you heard. Salsa is the new ketchup. Someone call John Leguizamo!

With Louis C.K. at the desk we'd get to hear a lot more about how much he hates his daughters and vivid descriptions of him farting in his sleep.

He was a rude dick in that interview.

Besides seeing Fripp with KC in 1972 and 1974, my only other close encounter with him was when he played guitar on Peter Gabriel's tour in 1976. He was billed as Dusty Rhodes and due to contractual difficulties had to play unseen to the crowd. We went to the side of the stage and saw him playing on a stool behind…

Whooooo is the cat with the wiiiiiings?

Don Draper is an un-hero.

With Trevor Noah at the helm, TDS will be more about observational humor of the US, as in aren't those Americans crazy, whereas Jon Stewart inhabited and personalized the issues of the day.

It's in Revelations, people!

No I was wondering if you are on meth.

Methamphetamine?

I'd rather watch the 1980-81 season of SNL than the crap that's been airing this year.

*yawn*

I'd bang the raccoon girl, sure.

Yeah, I know. But Ian MacDonald, Greg Lake, Michael Giles and Robert Fripp, man. That first album was the birth of progressive rock…

I love sci-fi based action adventure movies but have never seen a transformer movie.

"Small Appliances for $200, Alex."

If this happens it will be one less show on my DVR that I feel pressured to watch.

Yeah, I remember when Boston opened for Kansas and…