I don't get Aziz, either. We're living in times where not being white is a huge career advantage for performers.

Detroit has always been a huge fan base for Kiss. Kinda explains why the city went bankrupt.

I'd forgotten about him. He was a comedian, right? Now I know what the phrase, "What the young Pauly Shore is going on here?" means.

No, but let me know what seat you were in so I can time travel back and watch Neil Young's set.

I bought tickets to see the original King Crimson play in Detroit in 1969 with Jefferson Airplane as the headliner. The show was cancelled because Jefferson Airplane's equipment truck got stuck in New York. I'm still bummed.

I hope they played Something About You.

You'd have to be of a certain age to know it, but Yes were a hot live act back in the 70's, and even the 80's when Owner of a Lonely Heart came out. Their triple disc live album in 1974 went platinum. As for Sabbath, I can't explain it. You's think Detroit would have been a natural for them. Their sound was pretty…

in 1972 I attended an infamous (in Detroit, anyway) concert featuring Black Sabbath as the headliner and Yes as the opening act at Cobo Hall. The arena, which seated about 20,000, was sold out. Yes received standing ovations during their set. After they left the stage, the place practically emptied out except for a…

Gay sex??

Pixels will be the odds-on favorite, but you never know, there could be an upset.

It's definitely going to give Hot Tub Time Machine 2 a run for the Razzie award.

He looks like the monster dressed for Puttin' on the Ritz in Young Frankenstein. A lot.

His name is the easiest to pronounce on the list so maybe that had something to do
with it.

It was a documentary about the iPhone.

We all know that Lena Dunham was originally set to star in the film but was replaced by Ferrell when the director realized she couldn't act, but is it possible other female leads were considered? Tina Fey would have been terrific, in my opinion.

I'd like to purchase this service, but you see, my daughter Lisa needs braces.

Do you think the execs at WB said after screening Get Hard, "Let's polish this turd and see if she flies?" Because if so, they were totally mixing their metaphors.

You'll find out later this season. But you didn't hear it from me.

Would there be a Black Bizzaro? That would be worth paying to see.

*the internet gleefully rubbing its hands together*