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Captain Howdy
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The biggest douchebag in magicland!

That header image looks like Dave Grohl.

I would sell my balls for the studio version of "Nude" circa OKC. If it even exists.

Yeah, I really really hate to say it but I think Thom's vocals are becoming the least interesting part of the band. I still dig the song, though, I think it bodes well for the album.

*Nick Cage disguises himself in Modified Bear costume*

Hear hear!

I really wish Filth had made it onto the album, some killer guitar work on there. I really miss Daisy-era MM.

Needs a bag with a shark in it.

Hey, I have that shirt! THAT'S MY SHIRT!

Forget the ring! I found it in a cracker jack box!

Maybe this isn't entirely fair to him since he wasn't given much to work with, but after seeing Vince Vaughn in True Detective season 2 I don't know if I can ever take him seriously.

Hey, fella! You're a turkey, you know that!?

Fury Road for sure. When people talk about "movie magic" it doesn't usually register with me, but seeing that movie on a big screen was such an exquisite, childlike joy that it makes me smile just to think about it.

Or he can always go back to Derry, Maine.

His hair is a flame retardant.

I'm going to miss that Clark wig. I liked Clark, he seemed like the protagonist of a Talking Heads song.

Not nearly as distracting as his hilarious stutter.

YOU'RE BLOWIN' MY MIND, INTERNET

I want to see this. I also want ALL the ham.

FUCK, you beat me!