Is this where I can vent my valentines hatred?

My Jagged Alliance 2 characters. DON'T JUDGE ME!

And he fucked all your friends' girlfriends…

What could I do? Dude slobbered on my weed.

Slow down there, friend, you're frightening me!

Maybe I've been on the Internet too long, but I always gingle a little when David yells I'M A TUMBLR!

I love how that lead synth riff with the stuttering chords sounds, and I'm not sure how else to put it, actually awkward and unsure of itself. It's played with such style, it sounds weirdly human.

None of us is as dumb as ALL of us!

Our freeeenship will neeevah
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… *reverb tails out*

I like that Puppymonkeybaby was so awful it actually shook Erik's notion that superbowl ads were even worthwhile in any way.

Ain' no Dowd aboud it!

The skeleton rising out of the murky pond in the IT screen adaptation actually fucked me up pretty good, and it wasn't even in the book. Not a big fan of water in general.

It's kind of the "X's best album since Blood on the Tracks!" of film criticism.

Dapper Dan!

Definitely makes me laugh the hardest as well. The subplot of George Clooney building a menacing device in his basement, only for it to turn out to be a dildo chair kills me every time.

I love that they INTENTIONALLY threw in a giant shot of his big, dumb, smiling face, it made no narrative sense but perfect comedic sense.

Burn After Reading is how I secretly test people; if they get that movie, we're going to get along just fine.

ZIM… ZALABIM!

My lack of excitement for this movie is profound.

God bless this article.