Dale and Spike both seem to want to be the villains (oh man, I'm taking smack! oh look, I just said 'fuck!') but Ryan takes the spot for me because he's just so naturally clueless. (I'm so proud my daddy fired chefs because of me! Dumb and Dumber is the movie that best represents me! etc.) It also doesn't help that…

Looks like Top Chef finally has developed something of a villain. Too bad poor Ryan probably doesn't know how to spell villain.

Bowfinger doesn't need this.

That's what you get when you throw a bunch of rando outdated pop culture references at the wall, and expect people to hate alongside you.

I thought my woody was against American Apparel. Because it's totally not!

Let's try harder
If the Urbane Tomboys post was one of the funniest Haters in a long time, this easily has to be one of the least funny in even longer. I mean, McLovin'? Poppin' Fresh? Come on, what is this, a Seltzer/Friedberg pitch?

Unfortunately, he's already committed to gaining twenty more pounds and playing Perez Hilton.

I thought they said bees.