As much as I loved the caper idea, I'm glad they didn't stick with it because it invites too many comparisons to Office Space.* I'm confident that the writers could have made it stand on its own but I'm happy that we'll be getting something entirely new.

Richard's horrified reaction to that burn was priceless.

I'm not. That would actually be clever.

I, too, live in Portland.

It's kind of like how you're Jewish if you don't put up Christmas lights.

There's a rumour that the next Far Cry will be an adaptation of A Short Account of the Destruction of the Indies, where you play a bad-ass, Guy Fieri-looking version of Bartholomaeus de las Casas.

Ooh I know this one: What are the most used tags on Breitbart.com?

Jeez, can't there just be one sex island where sketchy stuff doesn't happen? A sex island for the average Joe who doesn't want to catch chlamydia or commit any felonies.

Please, tell us, how do we achieve this ridiculous goal you've set? Social engineering? Hacking? Enlisting Anonymous to doxx all of them?

Had she just found out? I'm being sincere, I might have missed that.

The "We came, we saw, he died" comment is more terrifying than anything Obama's said publicly, I'll give you that. I've seen gallows humour, and that wasn't it. She chortled as though she's sitting at the controls of a video game. That family would do well in Westeros.

What's worse is that it's incredibly difficult to find good quality clips of Craig on YouTube because CBS is run by bastard men.

I often make the mistake of perusing the "trending" section on Facebook. You know, for when I'm not depressed enough. Usually it's just pages of various people — presumably using their real names and faces — spewing forth bile about the trending topic, but earlier I actually read something positive.

I truly hoped for Bernie to win the nomination, but you can't say that Hillary is any more a warmonger than Obama or Bush, or even the soon-to-be first First Husband. People like you are helping perpetuate the stereotype that Bernie supporters are sexist. Not that it would have mattered one lick; the lack of media…

John Travolta's son died of a treatable illness, so I'm not sure I agree with you there.

In a decade we'll be sending each other emojis telepathically.

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She's like a spam bot personified.

Adam Wingard had strong female leads in both You're Next and The Guest, so hopefully that will carry over to this.

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