And an album from Explosions in the Sky's producer, John Congleton!

My friends and I call each other "buddy," but we're Canadian so that's to be expected.

Why would we have sympathy for Yadayadayada? He sounds Jewish.

They used that line in the "black doctor" episode of Childrens Hospital, too.

What is DINK-itude?

I bet Trump could be goaded into confessing, just attack his ego until he admits that he's the best and hugest serial killer of all time.

San Andreas is the best terrible movie I've seen in quite some time.

That didn't start with Wedding Crashers, it started with Planes, Trains, & Automobiles, and possibly even earlier than that.

Having The Gang either get murdered by Dennis or go to prison is too easy for this show, though, especially after the reference to The Shield, which has the most perfect series finale of all time. And like The Shield, I can't imagine wrapping up this masterpiece in under 80 minutes.

<sub>The venerable Ben Carson was once a respected neurosurgeon.<sub>

According to a friend of mine, Kevin Smith investigated (Googled, probably) the Mr Hands backstory on his podcast, and discovered that he didn't die after the video, but after another incident. If this is true, at least we can find comfort in the fact that it wasn't a snuff film.

I scrolled past it earlier and found out they have a documentary series called "Balls Deep." This was moments after I discovered that FailArmy has a TV show, and moments before I realized how prophetic Idiocracy and Neil Postman's Amusing Ourselves to Death were.

I've listened to that reading about ten times now and I'm fairly certain she's actually saying his name. "Wrong" also doesn't sound very natural in context.

Fuck the Drug War!!! Two years after getting arrested for possession of pot and I'm still recovering.

My high school nemesis also became a rapist, but he waited until his second year at university. Needless to say, he got away with it and is currently trying out for an Olympic team.

I Saw The Devil had one of the most vicious knife fights I've ever seen.

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Word of advice if you're new to the AV Club: The posters are very often sarcastic and snarky, and Canada's portrayal as a fantasy land is pervasive in popular culture.

Is the script available anywhere?

What? All I said was that we don't get dental care.