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The Period Monster
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Gus is in his 30's. I'm in my late 20's, lonely, and so desperate for sex and intimacy that I'd sacrifice a limb, but even I would have turned down that opportunity. I would have seized on the opportunity when I was younger but at a certain age sex becomes more than just a warm hole.

A Nosferatu remake so soon after The Twilight Saga? Really?

Hedley is considered great now? I really need to get oot and aboot more often.

Especially when he fights a woman in the movie (as he does in Fury Road).

Memes aside, it's actually been very gradual, and most of us have seen the writing on the wall for a while. Hell, Leonard Pierce warned us about this almost 8 years ago now.

"For Your Consideration…why the train scene near the end is problematic."

"For Your Consideration… Schindler's List might have been even better with Mel Gibson as Oskar Schindler."

I've argued with a dog about trickle-down economics and nine times out of ten it's a futile effort.

Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.

For what it's worth, I'm fat, and a girl (who, coincidentally, looked like Gillian Jacobs) was once stupid enough to fall in love with me*, so there's hope for you yet!

The A.V. Club

Can't believe I forgot this one; one of my favourite horror films of all time.

I heard he was the Zodiac Killer.

I was excited when I first heard Craigy Ferg would be hosting a show about history. Too bad he couldn't find a more suitable channel than History Network.

The imminent downfall of humanity?

I haven't seen it in a while but I recall the setting being distinctly Parisian, but I can see where you're coming from re: Quebecois.

Goon is truly, surprisingly, a classic.

I somehow forgot that was Canadian. I still need to see Cowards, though. Is it on any VOD services or do I have to go to Bay Street Video?

Yeah, I'll second that.

Canadians (or others), list your favourite Canadian film or television productions. I'll start: