I've the same ad on my laptop, only it won't do anything when I click it.

He should be barred from service by all dispensaries.

I've always thought of him as a lesser Tosh — which is admittedly prejudicial of me as I haven't seen much of his work — but you're one of my favourite dinosaurs in the AV Club so can you recommend a starting point for me?

I'm not sure how I missed the connection between those four; probably has something to do with that jazz cigarette I just smoked.

Now I'm trying to dream up an assortment of celebrities whose collective insanity could rival Siegfried's mauling and Celine Dion's singing in the contest for, "Most Traumatizing Vegas Act."

I think you made a mistake with Colbert's guests, unless he's having seven of them. Thanks for doing these, I really appreciate them.

I call it McDick's, to the displeasure of my Irish friends.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: a la carte programming will be more expensive than the current system.

*Paws at a Rube Goldberg device, activating it and trapping Gentle Herpes*

Others have already articulated the sheer majesty of this interview far better than I'm able, so in lieu of a comment here's a sick rhyme by Nathan himself: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

They're not literally monsters.

Neil Postman is spinning in his grave.

They could be more racist.

Their homophobia is a result of repressed sexual desires.

Uncle Skeleton didn't say which head.

I'm judging the two of you so hard right now.

Yeah, didn't he get ribs removed so that he could shoot ping-pong balls out of his vagina?

He's great as the coach in Inside Amy Schumer's football sketch, too. He needs to be in more comedies.

She even went out of her way to underscore the point that it's not about wanting more.

Holy fuck, you are dim.