I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Or, if you don't have a newsletter, I would settle for a collection of detective novels aimed at young adults.

According to the Prime Minister of Canada, weed is actually infinitely more harmful than cigarettes.

This newswire is a few snarks shy of a Starwipe article.

*Dr Phil angrily tweets Dr Cornel West's address*

I had no idea this film existed until now but if it has Josh Charles then I needn't hear anything else.

I'm curious, what was the program you applied to and how was Goosebumps relevant to the application?

You joke, but we'll eventually get there. R2R players are the newest audiophile craze.

One of the features that I like is that you can upload 20,000 songs to the cloud so you can access it from any computer or phone, so whenever there's an album or artist they don't have I just upload my CD copy. Although I have found that to be a pretty rare occasion and I don't exactly listen to popular music. I still…

Penis: tally-whacker, crank, dingus (BONUS: bell-end or knob, specifically referring to the glans of the penis)

I'm Andy Daly.

My brother is an adult Harry Potter fan and corporate lawyer. He's more than capable of trudging through War and Peace but after 12 hours of reading contracts he likes to relax with low brow, escapist fiction, and Harry Potter fit the bill perfectly at the time.

Anyone know if this is the View-Master movie that Hasbro was trying to get made? I remember reading about something like that after the release of the Battlefield movie and before the releases of The Lego Movie and Ouija Board: The Movie.

The toilet is the sexiest piece of furniture to replicate with a naked body.
- El Dan

I'm beginning to worry about you, John.

What a bunch of amateurs.

If you miss Hellions - and all signs point to you missing it - check out the director's other feature, Pontypool. It's a refreshing take on the zombie genre.

WILDFIRE CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!

Montreal has some very good beef, actually. Check out Schwartz's Deli.

Alberta or Saskatchewan, I presume.

He's the natural conclusion of aggregating sites. These websites inherently have nothing original to offer, thus they're easily replaceable. While I do believe some aggregators - HuffPo, for example - offer value to the content creators, they're ultimately all examples of compensation being disproportionate to the…