Argo was crap and you're crap for liking such crap.

We won't have enough people for the parade until we free all his prisoners.

Someone made Kramer's restaurant idea from Seinfeld a reality? What a time to be alive.

She's also an OBOMBA defender.

The kind of fat where people preemptively change seats on the subway when they hear you approaching, and wherever you go you're met with judgmental glares and whispers of, "I bet he eats gluten."

Apparently a "butter burger" is a thing in Wisconsin. You take an ice cream scoop of butter and put it between the piping hot burger patty and the bun. I'm remarkably fat and the idea of eating this disgusts me.

You should have politely asked her.

Benghazi?

You need to buy a new deck of cards.

A Canadian network should pick it up since it's filmed in Toronto. Who's down to organize a campaign to harass TMN or City TV (who currently hold the television rights)?

Toronto doesn't necessarily have the most active or eclectic music scene, though. We're definitely guaranteed to get all the top 40 acts - Beyonce, J Biebs, uh, is P Diddy still a thing? - but many artists I love pass up Toronto for Montreal or Vancouver festivals. My apathy towards NXNE is partly due to Montreal,…

They are sadly rare.

I always enliven parties by tossing on some Godspeed. Its effectiveness is only surpassed by watching an episode of Tim & Eric's Awesome Show.

A quick Google tells me that the average intestines weigh 7.5 pounds and are the second heaviest organs in the body (our skin being the heaviest), so I imagine that scene is entirely possible.

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

That's glorious. The only local delicacy I've tried on my visits to Chicago is that stew you guys serve in a pie shaped bread bowl.

Wait, is the hot dog story real?

He tastes like peanuts!

It looks like the white fibres you find under an orange peel.

Someone said that his wife had a baby so he's probably busy writing a snarky birth announcement to friends and family.