There are too many breakfast meals to narrow it down to one, so I'll just list the most gluttonous, delicious breakfast I can think of:

How is hiding in a trolley dangerous? I'd imagine the risks of serious injury are higher when walking down a set of stairs.

I'm surprised that Kanye West's next album isn't on here.

Not to mention, The Black Keys (or at least Patrick Carney) have gone out of their way to bash Van Halen and Nickelback ("Risque opinion!" says 2002), accusing them of "murdering rock n roll." Their idea of keeping rock n roll alive is by cribbing music from yesteryear and making it boring.

People in real life are pretty overrated. A friend and I were once convinced to not see Traffic because it was really bad, partly due to the fact that the scenes kept changing colours.

Will the medical marijuana card help your case?

You're not real! You're not real! *nose starts bleeding*

I finished reading Stanislaw Lem's "Imaginary Magnitude." (A) Fantastic book and has me yearning to indulge in the rest of his work. The final foreword - Golem XIV - was my favourite; funny, thought provoking, and its division into four parts provided a greater immersion in the world he created than the shorter (but…

The final time I saw them perform I had to leave early because the girl I was with got tired. At least I was there for their cover of Bowie's "Let's Dance."

GUYS LET'S STOP TALKING I'M GETTING TOO EXCITED WHICH WILL ONLY LEAD TO SADNESS AND DISAPPOINTMENT.

Like my grandpa always says, there's not enough genital mutilation in blockbusters these days.

Why not toss some Cronenberg in there, too and really Cronenberg up the MCU.

I'm hoping that by the time we reach Phase 7 of the MCU they will start tapping Wes Anderson, Gaspar Noe and Lars Von Trier to participate.

if u don't love it ur just not smart enough.
- Reposted Tool fan

And whenever there's a medical emergency he slips up and calls for a doctor.

I tuned into Naked and Afraid tonight and was disappointed that all the nudity was censored. I haven't been this disappointed since I saw Naked Lunch.

Bay Street Video is still open! In fact they recently began a free rental program. The first collection was chosen by the big wigs behind TIFF and the current one is curated by Toronto film critics. I'm moving back to Toronto in September so if I don't find Rushmore by then, I know where to go. Queen Street Video is…

A quick google search revealed that the new translation is having trouble making it to bookshelves, so at the time it's only available on the Apple Store as an audiobook.

Unfortunately Amazon Instant isn't available in Canada. I'll have to find a video store (which was easy when I lived in Toronto, but not so much in the suburbs) or get it through illicit means.

Saw The Grand Budapest Hotel on Friday and loved it, despite not being a Wes Anderson fan. It has inspired me to go back and watch Rushmore, which I saw when I was 12 and didn't appreciate vintage scarves and ascots. Not sure if it's on Netflix so I might have to take my pick axe and find a video rental store in the…