The second's problem was trying to shoehorn in a story and meaningful characters. The first eschewed all of that and was better for it. The second absolutely had better action, though.

Thank you very much for the info.

I've almost finished Imaginary Magnitude by Stanislaw Lem. Thus far I've loved every "introduction" except for the Extelopedia, which I found difficult to read due to the surfeit of made-up techno jargon. I'll probably return to that part when I'm not so tired.

When do we get to see The Babadook?

Good to know. Thanks.

It's only nearly new? You gotta step up your scamming, buddy.

Leaving Agrestic.

Maybe you can help me. How long does it take for a centipede to die from a lack of water and food? I ask because three weeks ago I trapped one of those demons under a receptacle in my bathroom and I'm too much of a wuss to do anything about it.

I'm not a fan of Wes Anderson films and I loved, loved, loved Grand Budapest Hotel. I say this having only seen Fantastic Mr Fox, Royal Tenanbaums, and Rushmore when it was released and I was twelve and unfortunately not as precocious a child as the ones depicted in his films.

Would you recommend watching Dune before I see Jodorowsky's Dune?

I'm shocked how much I enjoyed Edge of Tomorrow. It wasn't until I mentioned its greatness to a friend and he replied, "Ugh, Tom Cruise?" that I realized the enormity of its success.

1. Blue Ruin
2. Grand Budapest Hotel
3. Only Lovers Left Alive
4. Raid 2
5. The Lego Movie
6. Cheap Thrills
7. Snowpiercer
8. 22 Jump Street
9. Edge of Tomorrow

Maybe it's just me, but for me, Alison Brie is beautiful and funny which makes her a desirable mate.

Turns out I was only on episode three. That didn't stop me, though. My god, what a great episode.

Daddy, is it our fault you're leaving?

Tee Martin's reply is a perfect summation of the AV Club you're leaving behind. Thanks for all your work, Todd.

So, what you're saying is that I should forgo sleep another 45 minutes and finally watch "Hitting the Fan"?

It's really dumb of them. All it would require is different packaging and maybe a different icon, depending on the app's interface.

That product actually exists. You receive a Fleshlight-like device, a rabbit style dildo and each partner installs in app to their phone so they can control the other's device. A friend and I noticed that they only offer that pairing, though, so it's not really friendly for gay and lesbian couples.

Phrasing, Ryan Smith!